Exit Polls Are Fake (It’s Still No Good News for Indian Liberals)
ALL exit polls show the same trend…
BJP will not only form the government for the second term,but it will also do that with a complete majority, reaffirming the Modi wave, which many doubted has faded away.
And the Indian liberals are left with crumbling hope and the same rhetoric:
This: “It’s just an exit poll. They are fake.”
And this: “Let’s wait for 23rd. We will see. These exit polls are never true.”
All, funnily, in heart, knows exactly how things will pan out on the big result day.
Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkaar
Indeed, brace yourself…
For it is another term of Narendra Modi as the Prime Minister of India.
To the likes of Ravish Kumar and Rajdeep Sardesai, brace yourself. It would be another five years full of abuses and threats.
To the likes of Arnab Goswami and Sudhir Chaudhary, (happily) brace yourself. It would be another five years full of rejoice, fake news and cowering to power.
To millions of unemployed youth in the country, brace yourself. It would be another five years of unemployment.
To millions of farmers in the country, brace yourself. It would be another five years when you would have to think every day “should I kill myself today”.
To the patients, students, teachers and workers in the country, brace yourself. It would be another five years of not being heard.
To the entire country, brace yourself. It would be another God-damn, meme-filled five years of tough journalistic questions to people in power – “Kyun sir, baagon me bahaar hai?”
(Courtesy: Janta Ka Reporter)
Lok Sabha Elections Exit Polls
Here’s how some of the numbers read:
Even in its best prediction, Congress and its allies are winning only 165 seats. And, for BJP+, even in its worst prediction, the party is bagging a whopping 242 seats.
Not that the Indian liberals didn’t expect BJP to come back in power again, they did. However, they would do that with such great margin, it was expected by none.
Now everyone is expecting for an Australia to happen in India wherein, in the previous election in Australia, ALL the exit polls turned out to be incorrect. Every Indian liberal is now hoping, with a crumbled will, that the same, something equally miraculous, happens even in India.
Although Rahul Gandhi did rise out of his Pappu image, and Priyanka Gandhi did instill some energy in the party’s cadre, Congress is imminently failing... To an extent that Yogendra Yadav now demands the death of Congress.
“The Congress must die. If it could not stop the BJP in this election to save the idea of India, this party has no positive role in Indian history. Today it represents the single biggest obstacle to the creation of an alternative,” Mr. Yadav, in hisever-so honey-dripping voice, said!
What it all means?
If indeed it is “Phir Ek Baar Modi Sarkaar”, a few things get astonishingly clear…
I) Congress MUST DIE to vacate the spot of BJP’s main opposition for someone credible. (Maybe Mamata’s TMC?)
II) Unemployed youths do not care. They do not care about their economic well-being.
III) The voters in the country do not for healthcare, education, agriculture, employment, inflation, and infrastructure. They vote for caste and religion.
IIII) A large part of the country is brainwashed with the Hindu-Muslim propaganda.
V) With a large part of the country illiterate, the lines like “Mandi wahi banega” remains an effective way to win votes.
VI) Journalism is DEAD in this country.
VII) The country is a democracy for the namesake. Beneath that cover, lies autocracy with millions of people living in fear.
Congratulations to all the Bhakts for the win of a cult-figure, mass propaganda, and hideous agendas.
For the liberals, brace yourself. If you thought your rights were choked in the previous 5 years, you have a whole different thing coming in the next 5 years.