My weekly screen time is not a flex at all, it’s basically a digital cry for help with Wi-Fi.
Every week I open that screen time report like maybe this time it’ll say something respectable, and every week it humbles me instantly. The worst part is it’s never even all “productive” time either. It’s always some deeply embarrassing mix of Instagram scrolling, random YouTube rabbit holes, checking messages I don’t even want to reply to, and opening the same 4 apps every 7 minutes like something exciting is magically going to happen.
And somehow the report always hits harder when it tells you things like “your screen time was up 18% this week.” Up from WHAT exactly? Was I training for the Olympics of being online?
What makes it worse is when your most used app is something you actively complain about. Like imagine spending hours on an app that mostly just gives you stress, comparison issues, brain rot, and the occasional funny reel. That’s not entertainment, that’s emotional self-sabotage with notifications.
So no, my weekly screen time is definitely not a flex. It’s more like documented evidence that I need hobbies, sunlight, and maybe to stop saying “I was busy” when in reality I was just online for 9 hours.